We're the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law.


We make the raunchiest rap music in the history of ever.

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NOTE: All of our songs are free. But this hip hop music features EXPLICIT CONTENT, with adult language and sexual themes. If you're under 18, GET LOST!

Public Offenders (2013)


An album so offensive that the FCC, CIA, ACLU, and KGB all tried to stop it! Recorded in 2009, it was... read more and download songs from Public Offenders

Public Offenders

The Bacon and Eggs EP (2011)


The nastiest rappers in the galaxy rhyme about universal themes -- boobs, night sex, and... read more and download songs from The Bacon and Eggs EP

20 Minute Sex Soundtrack

20 Minute Sex Soundtrack (2008)


The title says it all: it's 20 minutes of sexy music to help our favorite listeners beat cheeks. This EP was... read more and download songs from 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack

20 Minute Sex Soundtrack

Nasty Confessional (2007)


This most excellent album by UAL came in the summer of 2007. Nasty Confessional is ... read more and download songs from Nasty Confessional

Nasty Confessional

Unlicensed Hits (2005)


Riding high on the success of two completely obscure hip hop albums, UAL decided to... read more and download songs from Unlicensed Hits

Unlicensed Hits

Face Money pt 2 (2005)


Face Money pt 2 is the second album released by UAL. Recorded in Brooklyn... read more and download songs from Face Money pt 2

Face Money pt 2

Guilty as Charged (2004)


The first album by the Attorneys, Guilty as Charged received rave reviews. Hit songs... read more and download songs from Guilty as Charged

Guilty as Charged